My apologies to the non-nerds out there, but I just got this written and it needs to be shared.
Woo-hoo-hoo
Woo-hoo-hoo
Sun is up against the wall
stock prices doomed to fall
open-sourcing the OS away
maybe it will save the day
Innovation out the door
When they released Sun OS 4
no longer in a dot-com bubble
Getting into trouble.
Sun was gonna buy Apple
Sun was gonna sell the Cray
Sun was gonna dominate
Guess they didn't get very far
And UltraSparc family, is now the enemy
Moving to Intel line
And nothing, has been, alright
Since Netware, OS/2
Way before Fedora
Then came YouTube, and XP
And no ones using WebTV
The admins, in chat rooms
They say that Netscape is un-cool
But Sun is still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1999
Woo-hoo-hoo
1999
Woo-hoo-hoo
Sun pushes their Java
They'll tell you every time
Dot matrix, floppies
Serial port console lines
Sell you a support plan
Not an automount fan
Linux is a just fad
Still uses their dot-plan
Where's the modem hand shakes on dialup lines?
And who are these Google guys searching their web site?
When did CLI, get a backspace?
What ever happened to gopher, and Mosaic
(On the Internet was)
Netware, OS/2
Way before Fedora
Then came YouTube, and XP
And no ones using WebTV
The admins, in chat rooms
They say that Netscape is un-cool
But Sun is still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1999
Woo-hoo-hoo
Sun hates gcc, and g-n-u ld
When did compact flash replace Zip drives?
And when did Apple make a cell phone?
Please make this stop!
Stop!
Stop!
And bring back
Netware, OS/2
Way before Fedora
Then came YouTube, and XP
And no ones using WebTV
The admins, in chat rooms
They say that Netscape is un-cool
But Sun is still preoccupied
With 1999
Netware, OS/2
Way before Fedora
Then came YouTube, and XP
And no ones using WebTV
The admins, in chat rooms
They say that Netscape is un-cool
But Sun is still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1999
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