My life is not a movie.
- I didn't grow up on the mean streats of anything.
- I don't know anyone that has grown up on the mean streets.
- I've been shot at, but it wasn't really that life altering or scary.
- I've never given a speech to rally a defeated group of people to fight for
some unattainable cause. - I've never had to fight for some unattainable cause.
- I do not have a nemesis.
- I have not belonged to, or met anyone that has belonged to a secret organization
entrusted with the sacred task of protecting something or other (or stopping an
ancient evil from rising, or to fight some other secret organization). - I have never dramatically entered a room and finished someone elses sentence.
- I have never arrived just in the nick of time to save someone's life (or for that
matter, too late to save someone's life, or in fact, in plenty of time). - I have nver given a ride to a female (or for the record, a male) stranger that
then tried to seduce/kill me. - No one has ever, and I mean ever, came crashing through any or my windows.
- I have never had to give medical aid to anyone because they couldn't go to the
hospital. (That is not to say that I haven't given medical aid before though). - I don't have any dark, repressed secrets that I can gradually reveal to a
potential girlfriend that I haven't pushed away like everyone else for some reason. - I've never had to "lay low" for a little bit.
- While driving non-stop for a few days, I will occasionally have to stop to get
things like gasoline and use the restroom. - If while using the restroom, some nefarious character chases me out of the restroom
at gunpoint, I will (some time soon) need to actually finish using the restroom. - I do not regularly carry a sword.
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